T. R. Healy
Healy was born and raised in the Pacific Northwest and attended Portland State
University.
Rare Highs and Relentless Lows
Shelby, sipping
a cup of stale black coffee, sat on a lopsided chair in a corner of the waiting
room of the shabby downtown clinic. He was not alone. The room was packed
with more people than there were places to sit so a few sat on the floor beside
the water cooler. Most were younger than he was, some just barely out of their
teens, though there were a couple who were older. He was twenty-four, would
be twenty-five in another nine days.
“Number eleven,” the dour receptionist called out in a gravelly
voice. “Number eleven, please.”
Shelby didn’t bother to look up, he was twenty-three so he knew it would
be quite a while before he was called. Probably an hour, maybe longer, unless
some folks ahead of him got tired of waiting and left. He doubted that would
happen, though, everyone here he figured was too committed to getting their
tattoos removed to back out now.
As he set the empty styrofoam cup beneath his chair, the left sleeve of his
rayon shirt rose a little above his elbow and he glimpsed the coral red edge
of his lone tattoo. He did not have to see anymore. He had looked at the tattoo
so many times since he got it nearly six years ago that he could picture every
detail of its design in his head. It was a midnight blue circle, about the
size of a half dollar, with minute silver numbers from one to twelve printed
along the rim. It was the face of a watch but few ever realized that because
it didn’t have any hands. That was his idea, not to have any hands,
as if he had broken them off to stop time and start over again. He smiled
at its elusiveness, proud that he had thought of something unusual, and not
been content to pick one of the familiar designs displayed on the arms and
legs and ankles of the others in the waiting room. Nearly everyone of them
he had seen on the wall of the parlor where he got his tattoo.
As if it were yesterday, he remembered entering the grungy little place under
the railroad bridge on the east side of town, bolstered by a couple of longneck
beers he had consumed just a few minutes earlier in his truck. He was alone,
not wanting anyone with him who might try to discourage him from going ahead
with the procedure. Softly, an old Muddy Waters album played on a tape deck
on the counter, right beneath the wall with all kinds of designs to choose
from, hundreds and hundreds of them. He ignored it, however, having already
decided on what he wanted burned onto his shoulder, and sat down in the cracked
leather barber’s chair.
The proprietor, a burly guy with heavily tattooed arms, stepped behind him
and asked, “You already know what you want, brother?”
He nodded and described what he had in mind. “Can you do it?”
The guy snorted a laugh. “Hell, I can put Big Ben on your arm if you
want it.”
He was sure he could and sat back in the creaking chair as the guy bent over
him with an ivory-handled razor and shaved his upper left arm then cleaned
it with a swab of alcohol. From a rickety drawer he pulled out a template
that was similar to the design Shelby wanted and outlined it in black powder
then set the template aside and on his own filled in the twelve numbers along
with the broken stems of the torn off hands.
“This might hurt a mite,” the guy cautioned him, “but I
figure a nugget as hard as you shouldn’t have any trouble handling it.”
Shelby, not replying, cringed when the electrical gun was switched on then
looked down as the needle pressed into his skin. A bead of blood trickled
into the crook of his arm. Slowly, delicately, the needle moved along the
powdery outline, burning the timeless clock into his skin, while more beads
of blood slid down his arm until the burly guy wiped them away with a ragged
wash cloth. Shelby barely felt the needle at first, it seemed little more
than a cat scratch, but then his arm grew warmer and warmer until he felt
it was on fire. He became lightheaded, thought he might even faint, and was
about to ask if he could climb out of the chair and get a breath of fresh
air when the guy slapped on a piece of gauze and told him he was done.
“Already?”
“Already, brother.”
He paid the guy then, despite feeling a little groggy still, hurried out of
the parlor and into the damp evening air. His arm ached but he didn’t
mind, he was so thrilled to have the tattoo, convinced that it signaled a
fresh start in his life. He only wished the piece of gauze wasn’t concealing
it so everyone he passed could see it and try and figure out what it meant.
*
His number was called nearly an hour and a half later and he followed the
receptionist through a beaded curtain to a small yellow room that was deep
in the back of the clinic. A padded table occupied the center of the room
with a green stool beside it and two chairs folded against the back wall.
He was there only a couple of minutes when a bearded man in a starched white
jacket shambled in and introduced himself as the dermatologist who would remove
his tattoo. His name was Dr. Edgarian and he explained that he was a volunteer
in the removal program sponsored by the clinic. He handed him a pair of oversized
sunglasses then told him to climb on the table and turn over on his right
side. Shelby did, and the physician bent down and examined the tattoo while
he pulled on a pair of surgical gloves. Shelby expected him to ask what the
tattoo signified but instead he asked why he wanted it removed.
“I’m just tired of it I guess.”
“You figure it’ll improve your chances of getting a decent job?”
“No, not really.”
“Most of the people who come here to have their tattoos removed figure
it’ll help them land better paying jobs,” Dr. Edgarian observed
as he reached for the laser gun.
“No, that’s not a factor for me.”
“What do you do?”
“I’m an actor with the Storefront Repertory Company,” he
answered, “but mainly I earn my living waiting tables at McAllister’s
Grill.”
“Acting’s a tough trade,” he remarked as he swabbed Shelby’s
arm. “A cousin of mine tried it for a while and she described it as
a career of ‘rare highs and relentless lows.’”
Scarcely listening, Shelby watched anxiously as the physician drew the gun
toward his bare left arm.
“This procedure shouldn’t take too much longer than it took when
you got your tattoo,” Dr. Edgarian informed him, “but it’ll
probably be a little more painful. And you’ll have to return for several
more treatments before the tattoo is completely removed.”
“You can’t do it all now?”
“Afraid not.”
The physician turned on the laser and carefully directed its beam over the
skin to break down the ink in the tattoo. The procedure was not as painful
as Shelby expected but it was not something he looked forward to receiving
for several more sessions, either. Maybe, he thought, his would be different
and it would require only one session to remove. He crossed his fingers, hoping
the physician was mistaken.
*
Yawning, Shelby rinsed his razor in the sink but before he lathered his face,
he stared at himself in the medicine cabinet mirror. His eyes were still puffy
with sleep, still half shut. He was not used to getting up this early in the
morning, not for a long time anyway. Then he looked at his tattoo, which seemed
as visible as ever, and his eyes closed even further in disappointment. He
would have to undergo a lot more laser treatments he realized before it completely
disappeared. Still, it was worth it to erase his past, or at least that part
of his past that caused him to get the tattoo.
He was up this morning because an actor friend of his suffered some food poisoning
last night and asked him to take over a role he had been hired to play this
week. It was an unusual part because the performance wasn’t going to
be in a theater but in a courtroom. His friend had been hired by a law firm
to read the prior testimony of a witness now out of the country at a civil
trial currently under way at the county courthouse. It shouldn’t take
more than a couple of hours before the jury, his friend estimated, but first
there would be a brief rehearsal at the law firm to make sure he understood
exactly what kind of impression he was to convey
“Whatever you do, don’t look as if you just walked in off the
street,” his friend advised. “Wear something conservative, something
as plain as a lawyer would wear.”
“No sandals?”
His friend groaned. “Not even with dark socks.”
*
Shelby arrived at the firm at nine o’clock sharp and was immediately
led into a conference room where two associates introduced themselves and
invited him to sit down at the polished walnut table. He was then handed a
three-ring folder containing the testimony of Leonard Coburn, the witness
he was substituting for, and asked to read a couple of pages out loud.
“From the beginning?” he asked after swallowing some ice water.
“From anywhere you like,” the taller associate replied. “We
just want to hear how you sound.”
Nodding, he opened the folder toward the back and began reading a passage
having to do with the abstruse accounting practices of the insurance company
the witness worked for at the time the fraud was alleged to have occurred.
The complicated testimony meant absolutely nothing to him, he could have been
reciting something in a foreign language for all he knew, but even so he made
every effort to be as clear and articulate as he could. It was what an actor
did: to be as persuasive as possible in every role he played.
“You’re speaking a little too fast,” the shorter associate
observed after Shelby completed a page. “The jury can’t follow
you if you keep at that pace.”
“You want them to comprehend every word you say,” his colleague
added.
“Your tone is not right, either. You sound like someone who cares about
the people who lost money in this case. But you don’t.”
“I don’t?” Shelby said reflexively.
“That’s right. You couldn’t care less.”
“This is a bad person whose testimony you’re reading,” the
taller associate reminded him. “He helped cheat stockholders out of
hundreds of thousands of dollars.”
“Sound as if you’re pissed off,” the other lawyer interjected,
“as if you don’t believe you did anything wrong.”
“Make it so the jury doesn’t believe a word you’re saying.”
“Then we’ll drive a stake through his heart.”
“We’ll bury the son of a bitch.”
“Believe me, Mr. Walsh, nothing is more satisfying than bringing down
someone who thinks he got away with something.”
Shelby obliged the lawyers by reading the next page slower and in a much edgier
tone that he hoped conveyed the arrogance and indifference they desired. They
seemed satisfied and did not interrupt him until he read three more pages
then told him to be at the courthouse at ten o’clock tomorrow morning
and to wear a dark suit.
“I have the job then?”
The taller man smiled. “You most certainly do, Mr. Walsh. Tomorrow,
for a couple of hours, you’re going to be the meanest man in town.”
*
The lawyers encouraged him to take home the three-ring folder so he could
go over the testimony. He was grateful because he liked to rehearse a part
as much as possible, believing that was the surest way to eliminate any flaws
in his performance. So, after getting a bite to eat at the diner down the
corner from his apartment, he sat down at his desk and opened the folder to
the first page and began to read the testimony in the smug, deliberate voice
the lawyers requested. He recorded the first few pages then played back the
tape to see if he noticed any serious mistakes. He often recorded himself
when he was working on a role so he was quite familiar with the sound of his
voice but the person he heard on the tape now didn’t sound like him
at all. It was stern, petulant, brusque, defiant, absolutely sure of himself;
it was the voice of Leonard Coburn, he thought, smiling with satisfaction.
He stole a glance of himself in the oval mirror he kept on the corner of his
desk, confident the lawyers who hired him would approve of his performance.
The more he read the more he became the person he was portraying, his own
voice barely recognizable as he played back the tape, and the more he began
to empathize with the alleged culprit. He didn’t know if the witness
was responsible for all the allegations made against him, perhaps he was,
but he certainly didn’t believe he was the reprehensible person the
lawyers hoped to present to the jury tomorrow. He knew all too well that was
the tactic used by lawyers to impeach the credibility of their adversaries.
Certainly it was what they did to his father when he was on trial five years
ago next month for embezzlement of monies at the auction house where he was
an appraiser for almost eight years. His father was not a bad person. He was
just down on his luck, having made a couple of indiscreet real estate investments,
and borrowed the money to pay off some of his staggering debts. He had every
intention of paying it back but his misappropriation was discovered before
he had the chance.
On the stand his father told the prosecutor that he intended to return the
money, but the surly man dismissed his claim and through a series of withering
questions reduced his father to a pathetic wreck. Tears streamed down his
craggy face and his shoulders and arms trembled as if bitterly cold. Shelby,
who was in the courtroom with his heartsick mother, could not bear to look
at his father and stared at the floor, but he could not block out his father’s
voice, which sounded as strange to him as the voice he was now using to recite
the testimony of Leonard Coburn.
Again, he glanced at the mirror on his desk and looked at the tattoo blazing
across his left shoulder. One of these days, he thought, it would be erased
forever, he just wished that could happen to the bitter memory of his father
that still burned in his head.
*
Shelby was called to the stand shortly after he arrived at the courthouse.
He was a little nervous, as he was before any performance, but believed he
was well prepared and was sure the blue pinstriped suit he had borrowed from
a neighbor in his apartment building was perfect for the occasion. A bailiff
the size of a Clydesdale escorted him into the courtroom, and as he walked
past the jurors and approached the witness stand, he could not help but think
of his father. He had not been inside a courtroom since the day his father
testified at his trial. He was so distraught after watching him fall apart
on the stand that he could not return for the last two years of the proceeding.
In another moment, after taking a deep breath, he began reciting the testimony
of the absent witness in the unfamiliar voice that he heard last night on
his tape recorder. It was firm and solemn, proud and unapologetic, delivered
slowly and clearly so that everyone in the cavernous room could hear it. The
lawyers who hired him seemed satisfied by his performance as they listened
intently to each and every word. Page after page he recited, carefully modulating
his voice so he didn’t put any of the jurors to sleep. Almost from the
start, he felt in command of his character, as comfortable in the witness
box as he did on a stage. Then, gradually, the terrible memory of his father
intruded into his head, and as he looked at the approving lawyers who hired
him, he again thought of the obnoxious prosecutor who had humiliated his father.
And then, ever so slightly, he began to soften his voice, to introduce some
compassion and doubt in the words of the person he was portraying. And he
could see the concern in the lawyers’ eyes as they wondered what he
was doing, the growing agitation when they realized that they had lost control
of one of their props. He suspected the witness was more like his mistaken
father than the malicious person the lawyers wanted him to present and he
wanted the jurors to realize that so he continued to modify the intensity
of his delivery until the lawyers’ eyes were simmering with indignation.
Almost smiling to himself, he was pleased with his performance, felt it was
as good as anything he had done on stage in a long while. The eyes of the
lawyers were his applause, and they were as resounding as any he had received
as an actor.