LESLIE
PRITCHARD,
PROSE EDITOR
Kingdom: humanoid, Division: femalephyta, Class: logophile, Order: Compulsivenotetakeritus, Family: pritchard, Genus: leslie
Common Name: Leslie Serene
Care of Plant: This perennial tetraploid's flower can be dangerous when prevented at least eight hours of sleep and room to stretch. Excessively wet soil may cause the tubers to rot. Dig and prepare a 5'4" deep planting hole. Mix a shovel full of compost, a handful of Folgers Colombian Roast, and a little Dolomite lime to the soil which was removed. Once the plant attains sufficient height, secure it loosely to a stake for its own good.
Leslie is currently studying English Literature at William Woods University. She checks her e-mail far too often and doesn't spend enough time trying to cut back on the caffeine.
PROSE EDITOR
Kingdom: humanoid, Division: femalephyta, Class: logophile, Order: Compulsivenotetakeritus, Family: pritchard, Genus: leslie
Common Name: Leslie Serene
Care of Plant: This perennial tetraploid's flower can be dangerous when prevented at least eight hours of sleep and room to stretch. Excessively wet soil may cause the tubers to rot. Dig and prepare a 5'4" deep planting hole. Mix a shovel full of compost, a handful of Folgers Colombian Roast, and a little Dolomite lime to the soil which was removed. Once the plant attains sufficient height, secure it loosely to a stake for its own good.
Leslie is currently studying English Literature at William Woods University. She checks her e-mail far too often and doesn't spend enough time trying to cut back on the caffeine.
