DR.
KATRICIA G. PIERSON,
EDITOR-IN-CHIEF
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Kingdom: humanoid, Division: femalephyta,
Class: professoredes, Order: assistantales,
Family: pierson, Genus: katricia
Common name: Her Majesty
Care of Plant: I need lots of direct sunlight, light soil, regular watering.
Can go with intermittent feedings. Grows to be medium height with sparse limbs.
Produces fruit that may cause literary diarrhea when consumed green. Stands
up to rough winds but may go dormant if exposed to repeated abuse.
In other words, Dr. Pierson is an assistant professor of English who enjoys
being outdoors, is energetic, and may produce literary interpretations that
others cannot stomach.